emily ca. (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} tonsai) wrote,@ 2008-04-24 07:35:00 |
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Memes are the reason to post in LJ.
Fromrivendellrose:
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
This photo Kevin took while playing with his camera in his mom's garden at sunset.
Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
Two -- a 13" tube in my room and a decent-sized widescreen LCD TV in the living room.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right-handed.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Not that I can recall.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Does my CSA share bag count? It's not that heavy, but it isn't like nothing, either.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Not even to deal with cavities.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
I don't think so.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I wouldn't, I like my name. I wouldn't even change it if I got married.
Q. What colour do you think looks best on you?
Dark red, kelly greens, royal blues.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Plenty, I'm sure. Also, technically, pills and gum are non-food, and I've swallowed both.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for £100?
Uhhh, sure? As my career coach says, "I was young! I needed the money!" If there were rules like "You can't giggle while you do it," I might fail, however.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for £200,000?
Ew, no.
Q. Would you never blog again for £50,000
On one hand, I need money, and US$100k would rule like hell. On the other, many jobs I'm looking at have a blogging component, so that would be a one-time payoff that would fuck my job chances, so I'll have to say no.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for £250,000?
Dude, no one wants to see me naked, but hell, depending on the situation, sure. That's a lot of money. You could buy a shitty house with that money.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for £1,000?
Sure!
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for £1,000,000?
No.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
I'm not wearing any pockets. Usually my cell phone lives there, though.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Not even a little.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
The "old house" part is hardwood except for natural stone tile in the bathroom; the addition is carpeted, with linoleum in the bathroom.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Have you ever tried showering while seated? It ain't easy.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None, though we have a pair that's the wrong size for anyone floating around the house from that time Kevin dressed like a girl for our friend's bachelor party.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
My friend Steve, whose cell phone number is listed as "Triumph the Insult Comic Dog" on my phone and I am Triumph on his. And so that is how we answer the phone with one another: "Hey Triumph." But you don't say that in a text, so this story is irrelevant.
Q: Last person who called you?
Also Steve. Hm. I don't get a lot of calls. My mom called me from Brazil the other day, though!
Q: Person you hugged?
Kevin!
FAVOURITOLOGY
Q: Number?
12.
Q: Season?
Winter.
Q: Colour?
Red.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Everyone I don't see enough -- Seattle people, Olympia people, Portland people...
Q: Mood?
Distracted from doing something practical, like feeding the bunnies. They are standing over by their food dishes all expectantly.
Q: Listening to?
NPR Morning Edition.
Q: Watching?
Nothing on TV, but I am mid-third season of Buffy in my Netflix queue.
Q: Worrying about?
Thanks for the reminder, but you know, the usual: finding a job, finding money, surviving, getting over my allergies...
Q: Wearing?
Oh, I'm pretty as a picture in my fresh-out-of-bed attire: "When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading COMMUNISM" T-shirt, no bra, black shorts-style underwear, and a blue fleece blanket wrapped high around my waist like a sarong.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
W-went? Does the bathroom count? I have an appointment at noon with my career coach... that's all I have on tap for today.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
You know, I'm satisfied just sitting here for the moment. It's nice, not feeling like you're anticipating something. No sense of rush (except to feed the bunnies). No anxiety. It's all right.
Q: Do you smile often?
I am not sure.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
I think I am, depending on the circumstances under which you meet me.
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rivendellrose:TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
This photo Kevin took while playing with his camera in his mom's garden at sunset.
Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
Two -- a 13" tube in my room and a decent-sized widescreen LCD TV in the living room.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right-handed.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Not that I can recall.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Does my CSA share bag count? It's not that heavy, but it isn't like nothing, either.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Not even to deal with cavities.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
I don't think so.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I wouldn't, I like my name. I wouldn't even change it if I got married.
Q. What colour do you think looks best on you?
Dark red, kelly greens, royal blues.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Plenty, I'm sure. Also, technically, pills and gum are non-food, and I've swallowed both.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for £100?
Uhhh, sure? As my career coach says, "I was young! I needed the money!" If there were rules like "You can't giggle while you do it," I might fail, however.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for £200,000?
Ew, no.
Q. Would you never blog again for £50,000
On one hand, I need money, and US$100k would rule like hell. On the other, many jobs I'm looking at have a blogging component, so that would be a one-time payoff that would fuck my job chances, so I'll have to say no.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for £250,000?
Dude, no one wants to see me naked, but hell, depending on the situation, sure. That's a lot of money. You could buy a shitty house with that money.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for £1,000?
Sure!
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for £1,000,000?
No.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
I'm not wearing any pockets. Usually my cell phone lives there, though.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Not even a little.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
The "old house" part is hardwood except for natural stone tile in the bathroom; the addition is carpeted, with linoleum in the bathroom.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Have you ever tried showering while seated? It ain't easy.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None, though we have a pair that's the wrong size for anyone floating around the house from that time Kevin dressed like a girl for our friend's bachelor party.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
My friend Steve, whose cell phone number is listed as "Triumph the Insult Comic Dog" on my phone and I am Triumph on his. And so that is how we answer the phone with one another: "Hey Triumph." But you don't say that in a text, so this story is irrelevant.
Q: Last person who called you?
Also Steve. Hm. I don't get a lot of calls. My mom called me from Brazil the other day, though!
Q: Person you hugged?
Kevin!
FAVOURITOLOGY
Q: Number?
12.
Q: Season?
Winter.
Q: Colour?
Red.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Everyone I don't see enough -- Seattle people, Olympia people, Portland people...
Q: Mood?
Distracted from doing something practical, like feeding the bunnies. They are standing over by their food dishes all expectantly.
Q: Listening to?
NPR Morning Edition.
Q: Watching?
Nothing on TV, but I am mid-third season of Buffy in my Netflix queue.
Q: Worrying about?
Thanks for the reminder, but you know, the usual: finding a job, finding money, surviving, getting over my allergies...
Q: Wearing?
Oh, I'm pretty as a picture in my fresh-out-of-bed attire: "When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading COMMUNISM" T-shirt, no bra, black shorts-style underwear, and a blue fleece blanket wrapped high around my waist like a sarong.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
W-went? Does the bathroom count? I have an appointment at noon with my career coach... that's all I have on tap for today.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
You know, I'm satisfied just sitting here for the moment. It's nice, not feeling like you're anticipating something. No sense of rush (except to feed the bunnies). No anxiety. It's all right.
Q: Do you smile often?
I am not sure.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
I think I am, depending on the circumstances under which you meet me.
