Out of boredom, here's some crappy memes!

From here, the IMDb Top 100 Movies (as of May 2004) I've seen:

1. Godfather, The (1972)
   
2. Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
   
3. Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
   
4. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003)
   
5. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
   
6. Schindler's List (1993)
   
7. Shichinin no samurai (1954) (Seven Samurai)
   
8. Casablanca (1942)
   
9. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The (2001)
   
10. Star Wars (1977)
    
11. Citizen Kane (1941)
    
12. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
    
13. Dr. Strangelove (1964)
    
14. Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
    
15. Rear Window (1954)
    
16. Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
    
17. Pulp Fiction (1994)
    
18. Usual Suspects, The (1995)
    
19. Memento (2000)
    
20. North by Northwest (1959)
    
21. 12 Angry Men (1957)
    
22. Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il (1966) (The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly)
    
23. Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
    
24. Psycho (1960)
    
25. Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le (2001) (Amelie)
    
26. Silence of the Lambs, The (1991)
    
27. It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
    
28. Goodfellas (1990)
    
29. American Beauty (1999)
    
30. Sunset Blvd. (1950)
    
31. Vertigo (1958)
    
32. Matrix, The (1999)
    
33. Cidade de Deus (2002) (City of God)
    
34. To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
    
35. C'era una volta il West (1968) (Once Upon a Time in the West)
    
36. Apocalypse Now (1979)
    
37. Pianist, The (2002)
    
38. Third Man, The (1949)
    
39. Paths of Glory (1957)
    
40. Taxi Driver (1976)
    
41. Fight Club (1999)
    
42. Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi (2001) (Spirited Away)
    
43. Some Like It Hot (1959)
    
44. Double Indemnity (1944)
    
45. Boot, Das (1981)
    
46. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
    
47. Singin' in the Rain (1952)
    
48. Chinatown (1974)
    
49. L.A. Confidential (1997)
    
50. Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
    
51. Requiem for a Dream (2000)
    
52. All About Eve (1950)
    
53. M (1931)
    
54. Bridge on the River Kwai, The (1957)
    
55. Se7en (1995)
    
56. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
    
57. Saving Private Ryan (1998)
    
58. Rashômon (1950)
    
59. Raging Bull (1980)
    
60. Wizard of Oz, The (1939)
    
61. Alien (1979)
    
62. American History X (1998)
    
63. Sting, The (1973)
    
64. Léon (1994)
    
65. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)
    
66. Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
    
67. Vita è bella, La (1997) (Life is Beautiful)
    
68. Touch of Evil (1958)
    
69. Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The (1948)
    
70. Finding Nemo (2003)
    
71. 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
    
72. Reservoir Dogs (1992)
    
73. Great Escape, The (1963)
    
74. Modern Times (1936)
    
75. Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
    
76. Amadeus (1984)
    
77. On the Waterfront (1954)
    
78. Ran (1985)
    
79. Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
    
80. Annie Hall (1977)
    
81. Wo hu cang long (2000) (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon)
    
82. Jaws (1975)
    
83. Apartment, The (1960)
    
84. Braveheart (1995)
    
85. High Noon (1952)
    
86. Aliens (1986)
    
87. Fargo (1996)
    
88. Strangers on a Train (1951)
    
89. Shining, The (1980)
    
90. Metropolis (1927)
    
91. Blade Runner (1982)
    
92. Sixth Sense, The (1999)
    
93. City Lights (1931)
    
94. Donnie Darko (2001)
    
95. Duck Soup (1933)
    
96. Great Dictator, The (1940)
    
97. General, The (1927)
    
98. Sjunde inseglet, Det (1957) (The Seventh Seal)
    
99. Princess Bride, The (1987)
    
100. Dogville (2003)
     

From here, Cult TV shows:

30. Square Pegs
29. Rags to Riches
28. Wonderfalls
27. The Daily Show (Is this really a cult show?)
26. Firefly
25. Freaks and Geeks
24. Absolutely Fabulous
23. Forever Knight
22. H. R. Pufnstuf (I'm assuming the parodies and mention on "I Love the '70s" don't count)
21. Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman
20. Twin Peaks (I'd bold it if SEASON FUCKING TWO were on DVD)
19. Dark Shadows
18. Doctor Who
17. The Avengers
16. My So-Called Life
15. Quantum Leap
14. Beauty and the Beast
13. Babylon 5
12. Family Guy
11. Mystery Science Theater 3000
10. Pee-Wee's Playhouse
9. Xena: Warrior Princess
8. The Twilight Zone
7. The Prisoner (should see this, though)
6. The Simpsons
5. Monty Python's Flying Circus
4. Farscape
3. Buffy the Vampire Slayer (I can see why it's beloved, but it isn't quite my thing)
2. The X-Files
1. Star Trek (uhhh, I watched all of TNG and most of DS9, hated Voyager and Enterprise, never really got into TOS but for kitsch value)



From here, questions to remember your childhood by.

A - Age: 23
B - Band listening to right now: None.
C - Career future: Oh, don't terrify me.
D - Dad's name: Stephen.
E - Easiest person to talk to: Chris, Christine, and Aja, but all for different reasons.
F - Favorite song: Too many to name. Today, probably "Monkey Gone to Heaven."
G - Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: Worms.
H - Hometown: Olympia, Washington.
I - Instruments: A little piano and a little guitar.
J - Job: I assure the quality of web surveys for clients who ignore me.
K - Kids: Nooooo.
L - Longest car ride ever: You'd think the drive between Las Vegas and Hoover Dam would be cake, but try being in the car with your ex-boyfriend with whom you're having a stupid argument. Alternately, getting up the coast between San Francisco and Seaside, Oregon on Highway 1/101 is a very long drive.
M - Mom's name: Marie.
N - Number of people you slept with: 4.
P - Phobia[s]: Spiders and phones.
Q - Quote: "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
R - Reason to smile: Boyfriend being sweet and cute.
S - Song you sang last: "Monkey Gone to Heaven!"
T - Time you wake up: 8:44. Then 9:33. Then 10:22. Etc.
U - Unknown fact about me: If it's unknown, I can't very well share it, can I?
V - Vegetable you hate: Celery.
W - Worst habit: Nailbiting and subsequent gum-chewing.
X - X-rays you've had: Besides the usual teeth, my wrists. I broke them when I was 6.
Y - Yummy food: Ethiopian, falafel, pizza, fish tacos, South Indian, pho chay, lasagna, tofu prik khing, quesadillas.
Z - Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.




From here, oh so self-explanatory. Jesus.

1. Do you like having your picture taken? No.
2. Have you ever done a photo shoot, professional or non? Uh, outside of school? Okay, once, a brief sitting for my senior portrait.
3. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go and why? I would go to a place where they UNDERSTAND HOW TO USE COMMAS. Uh. Sorry. Right now? Fuck, I don't know--I want to go everywhere.
4. Who would you take with you on this adventure? I suspect it would be better if I planned to meet up with people rather than drag someone with me.
5. What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime? For anyone? That's pretty fucking vague.
6. Would you ever do that? I would totally be vague.
7. Have you ever done crossword puzzles? Hell yeah.
8. Ever actually completed one? Yep.
9. Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it. "In the month of May, in the year of nineteen hundred and seventy-five, in the time when the Earth still revolved around the sun, Bill Gates was floundering in a town called Seattle."
10. Do the same with either a CD or a lyric from the radio. "I'm workin' my way back to you, babe."
11. Have you ever tried to analyze your own dreams? It ends up feeling pointless.
12. Would you put up posters in your room? WOULD I?!
13. Can you sing? Not particularly well.
14. Do you ever sing to yourself while doing every day tasks? Constantly.
15. What's your favorite color of post-it note? Purple.
16. How many cassette tapes do you own? Wow, this shit is old. Um, maybe five?
17. How many CDs do you own? 200+?
18. Ever bought a CD just for one song? Possibly, but if I only like one track on a record, I tend not to listen to it again.
19. What would your perfect day consist of? Delicious food, good company, beautiful scenery, fun activities.
20. Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online? Probably.
21. Have you ever written a survey? Hahahaha. I have! I work in market research!
22. How about a song? If so, share it. I've written crappy songs.
23. Or maybe a poem? If so share it or one of them. You have got to be shitting me.
24. Is your VCR flashing 12:00 all the time? My VCR lacks a clock.
25. Do you read your horoscope? Free Will Astrology.
26. If so do you base your day on it? Nope.
27. Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash, and why? Chew gum. It keeps my mouth busy so I don't chew my nails or snack unnececessarily.
28. Do you floss? Occasionally.
29. Are you addicted to Napster like me? Napster is dead, long live eMusic.
30. How many times a year (about) are you sick? Probably once.
31. Ever been in an airplane? Several times.
32. If so, where were you flying to? I've flown to Seattle, Portland, various points in California, Phoenix, Detroit, Boston, Tokyo, Kuala Lumpur, and Bangkok.
33. What radio station do you listen to most? KQED.
34. What color are your shoes? Almost all of 'em are black.
35. Was Fuzzy Wuzzy a bear? Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
36. Do you know how to play Dominos? I can set 'em up and knock 'em down.
37. Or do you think I just mean pizza by that? Why would I play with a pizza? Except that it tastes like crap.
38. Speaking of pizza, what's your favorite kind? All kinds of vegetables.
39. What color are your eyes? Hazel-green.
40. How many surveys have you filled out this lifetime? Countless.
41. Describe your bedroom. Include all details. It's messy and has a lot of blue things. There are piles of clothes, books, CDs, bedding, etc.
42. Name one person your life is made better by. My mom.
43. Would you or have you ever shaved your head? I haven't, but there are no doubt circumstances under which I would.
44. How about someone else's? I haven't shaved off someone else's hair...
45. Can you do math with ease? Sometimes.
46. What size is your computer screen? Big enough.
47. If you could only talk to one person online who would it be? Aja is my best online bud. I would be sad if I couldn't talk to online people, though.
48. Name your favorite type of music and why? Indie rock, I guess, for lack of a better answer.
49. Are you a vegetarian? Mostly, though I sometimes eat fish.
50. How about an aspiring actor/actress? Hell no.
51. What famous person, dead or alive, would you interview if you had the chance? There's a lot of pressure in interviewing famous people. I'm not sure I'm up to the task.
52. Which movie can you watch and say the lines along with the actors? The Big Lebowski, The Princess Bride.
53. Name one of your passions in life. Music.
54. What is your least favorite time of day? Bedtime.
55. Who is your favorite member in a band (singer, guitar, bass, drummer...) and why? They're all important.
56. Do you use hairspray or gel? Gel.
57. Describe your favorite meal. There's so many, it would be difficult to describe.
58. What color is the inside of your head when you close your eyes? Reddish-orange.
59. Ever listen to classical music? Not often.
60. Have you ever said LOL in real life without thinking about it. Holy christ no.
61. Do you find you use Internet language when writing notes IRL? Certain ones, yeah.
62. What songs would be on your ideal CD? This is fucking stupid.
63. Say one thing you learned today. I learned that lots of shirts are ugly and don't fit over my boobs anyway.
64. What is the best present you've ever given someone else? I gave my mom a camera. Well, my siblings and I did.
65. What is the best present someone else has ever given you?
66. So hey, what's your full name?
67. Describe yourself while drunk. Nonexistant.
68. How big are the windows in your house?
69. Do you wear a watch? No, I check my cell phone obsessively instead.
70. What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done with someone else?
71. What's the largest age difference between you and someone you've dated? 1 year, 1 month.
72. How many mirrors do you have? Maybe 3.
73. Write one sentence you want people to say about you once you've passed on.
74. Have you ever sailed? I have! It was neat.
75. How fast can you run? Not very.
76. What do you believe in? Irony.
77. How long does it take you to get ready to go out? 30 minutes.
78. Do you shower daily? Yes.
79. What one thing would you change in your life if you had the power to do so? I'd get over my phone phobia.
80. Describe the ideal superpower and what you would do if you had it.
81. Are candles romantic or a fire hazard? Romantic AND a fire hazard. Danger is sexy!
82. Name something you've done in the last 24 hours, no matter how big or small. I cooked some red lentils, purple cauliflower, broccoli, red chard, and saffron basmati rice, then ate it.
83. Do you wear necklaces/bracelets/anklets/earrings/rings? I wear the same pair of earrings most of the time, but don't wear other adornments all too often.
84. What colors are you wearing right now? Black and blue.
85. How often do you change the sheets on your bed? Whenever they seem gross.
86. Have you ever gotten lost? If so, explain. Yeah, I mean, who hasn't?
87. What's on your computer desk? Piles and piles of crap.
88. How many folders are on your desktop at the present moment? My desktop doesn't have folders.
89. When you're talking do you ever use your hands in the air to do quotation marks of certain words? Sometimes.
90. Which landmark would you climb if you could? Uhh... Everest?
91. Do you own or have you read or thought of reading any self help books. I've thought of reading some. Once, in my abnormal psych class, we had a guest lecturer tell us how ineffectual those books were, but how very amusing, and how we could learn something about what not to do by reading some.
92. Ever seriously questioned your sanity? Yes.
93. Can you break-dance? No, but it does look so cool.
94. What's in your fridge right now? Rotting vegetables and moldy bread.
95. How many people do you live with? One other person.
96. Have you or would you ever do anything more than kiss in a public area? I haven't, and I'm not sure I would, but I wouldn't rule it out.
97. What is the strangest thing you've ever done?
98. Name an instrument you've never played but would like to.
99. Have you ever been on TV or the radio? Nope.
100. What is the worst thing anyone could ever do to you? Lie to me about something big.
101. Are you a fast typer? Yes.
102. How high have you counted before getting bored? In the hundreds somewhere; I got bored just thinking about it.
103. Describe how you sleep. On my back.
104. Are you straight/bi/gay? Yes.
105. Do you ever do something else while on the computer? If so, what? I have to do other things. I'm on the computer all the fucking time. I watch TV, talk on the phone, eat dinner, etc.
106. What is the most expensive item you own? I think my Technics turntable is probably the single most expensive item.
107. How about the least expensive? A pushpin or something?
108. What's your favorite card game to play? War. It requires no thought. Or Apples to Apples, which isn't a traditional card game, but it is played with cards.
109. What do you do online? Talk to people, write, read blogs and message boards and other websites, check email, shop, investigate things, download music.
110. Name some stores you've bought clothes in before? Good lord. TJ Maxx, Ross, Target, Goodwill, Value Village/Savers, etc.
111. Have you ever read a book and not understood it? If so, which one? If I really don't understand a book, I usually stop reading it. Or it's not in English! That could be a problem.
112. Have you ever watched a movie and not understood it? If so, which one? I'm sure many movies have evoked a "WTF?" reaction from Camp Emily, but I'd never let on.
113. Do you think people pick up your slang language more than you pick up theirs? Nope.
114. Are you easily influences by other people or current trends? Very much so. Not in the sense that I follow trends, but that I pick up on others' language quirks and interests.
115. What makes you unique (in your own opinion)? I don't think I'm that unique.
116. Name your worst quality.
117. Name your best.
118. What would you like to do with your life? Not this.
119. Do you blow-dry your hair? No.
120. How many clocks are in your house?
121. Are they all set at the same time?
122. Have you ever intentionally set a clock ahead or behind the correct time?
123. What do you think about when you first wake up in the morning? How fucked up the world is and how much I don't really want to get up and how nice a shower sounds and shit I'm hungry.
124. Which browser do you use? Firefox.
125. Do you bite your nails? Trying not to.
126. Would you ever leave little notes to your gf/bf? Ehhh, not really.
127. Ever been to a farm? Yeah.
128. Tell me about your dream last night. I dreamed that my boyfriend did hash and murdered people.
129. Ever seen a shooting star? Yeah, I've watched meteor showers. The last time, we were in the Northern Cascades for my boyfriend's sister's wedding. It was gorgeous.
130. Say one thing about yourself you've never told anyone.
131. Do your days fly by or seem to last forever? Depends on the day.
132. Have you ever stayed in a fancy, high class, rich hotel? Sorta.
133. Have you ever stayed in a rent-by-the-hour motel? I've stayed in some pretty shitty places, but not quite that low.
134. What, in your opinion, is the best advertising slogan out there? Ugh.
135. When they start sending rockets to the moon for us civillians will you be on the list to go? Maybe, funds allowing.
136. How are you feeling right now? Bored.
137. Have you ever written anything on your skin? Of course.
138. If so what? Lots of stupid crap. I was a teenage girl once.
139. Which website do you frequent most often? My own, probably. Or The Usual Suspects.
140. What color is most of your clothes? They're all different colors, but I suspect there is more black than any other one color.
141. Do you own any plants? A few, half of which are dying because I'm a bad plant mommy.
142. Are things as bad as they seem? Yes.
143. Describe the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you.
144. Have you ever looked directly at the sun? Yeah.
145. Have you ever made a pin hole camera to watch the eclipse? My dad made one for me when I was in grade school. It was cool.
146. What's your favorite cereal? Don't have a favorite.
147. Who do you miss? Everyone in Seattle.
148. Name something you just cannot forget, no matter how hard you try. Scott Weiland shot up heroin in his penis.
149. Describe the worst fight you've ever been in whether physical or verbal.
150. Say something else about yourself you've never told anyone before. I hate everyone.