Vote for The Action Man
A woman came by today and left a flier for a write-in candidate for mayor. She didn't say much, but Kevin and I have reviewed his platform. You know, I'm sure the man really has something to give to the community, but he needs to hire a better proofreader.

Here's his platform. Emphases are mine.
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DMV Branch

Social Services Branch

Additional security street lightings

Subsidized Home for the Aged

Subsidized Day Care

Free legal counsel for battered spouses

Subsidized hospitalization and medication for disabled children and adults.

Create a job placement department

More Secured Bicycle Lanes

Invite back YMCA

Review and eliminate unnecessary expensive projects (We especially liked this one after he listed so many expensive projects above that most would consider unnecessary services for the city to provide...)

Invite investors/businesses into Milpitas to create more jobs

Improved drainage and flood control system so that we may eliminate homeowners flood insurance. And eradicate rat increasing population.

Eliminate juvenile problems on:
A) Drugs
B) Child abuse
C) Out of school youth
D) And, othersimilar problems

Create Youth Program such as tutoring

Create commissions that focus on diversified problems. And, we will open The Milpitas government to constituents


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Normally, I'm all about supporting socialist-tending local politicians, seeing as I'm sort of a socialist myself, but... weird. And funny.

We're gonna go play minigolf now.